Hey Yanks fans– If you guys can’t even take down a Disney team, how are you going to take down the League Of Red October? That must have been a real heartbreaker. I bet you and your dough-faced, five o’clock shadowed Nieuw Amsterdam faithful were in full cocky-smug mode when you took the lead. Basking in your sense of entitlement, pumping your grubby little fists and telling yourselves how much you deserve it. But oh no! Bambi and Dumbo live to play another day! The Yanks aren’t impenetrable- they’re just a bunch of douchevags like we keep trying to tell you! Good luck on Saturday. Or maybe it’ll be Sunday with the rain… either way use them pitchers up!
Meanwhile, back at the PSFS Hall of Liberty… Captain Howard and Señor Octobre await, slumbering softly and gathering strength as they dream of dingers and tasteycakes and Broad Street Parades…
