But we’re still World Phuckin’ Champions.
LAmest moment of today’s game (besides that whole us losing thing): Kobe was sitting in Lasorda’s box, wearing a dodger hat and a t-shirt WITH A PICTURE OF HIMSELF ON IT.
Holy f’in jeebus, that dude is pretty much the biggest douchebag in the universe. I hate him so much.
Go phils. I’m bummed right now, but I still think we’re gonna take ‘em down and go back to the big show.
World Phuckin' Champions.
A few thoughts:
- This team knows how to win. It’s almost eerie. Thank god they’re my team, I wouldn’t want to play against them.
- Dodgers fans are f’in scary. Like, psycho scary. Like people that need to get into fights for no reason, in a way that even we Philly peeps can’t understand. I yelled to my friend tonight that he was crazy, and this dude flashed his psycho face at me and goes “Who you callin crazy, bro!?!” And I was like “Uh, my friend. Who’s a philly fan.” Jesus christ. Take it fuckin’ easy a-holes.
- So many empty seats at Dodger stadium. LAME.
- Not many red shirts either– where the hell are you Philavanians??
- Chooch is ridikilis. I mean, wtf is he up to! This dude is KILLING IT. His homer would have sailed right over heads if the lady serving beers didn’t take FRICKING FOREVER to get our change. She was sweet though. But shit. Shit shit shit. At least I saw it on the TV over her shoulder.
- Raul was due. My cuz said this seconds before he hit his bomber. I still think he’s due. In other words, more to come from Rauuuul…
- Howard’s ripper to right field was my favorite play of the night. He’s superhuman. He’s kinda my favorite baseball player of all time.
- Chan Ho is my 2nd favorite Korean of all time.
- I can’t believe they left Kershaw in that long. I would be pissed too if I was a dodgers fan.
- If anybody’s got an extra ticket for tomorrow let me know.
- We’re going back to the World Series. For sure.
Where my red shirts at??
