It’s a real testament to what unbelievably negative people our city is chock full of that we can’t even talk about Brian Westbrook’s career without people yelping on and on about firing Andy Reid.  ANDY REID DISCOVERED BRIAN WESTBROOK AND GAVE HIM HIS CAREER FOLKS.

Pop quiz: what’s more boring than watching paint dry?  Listening to McNabb/Reid/Banner haters spew on and on and ignore all the actual good things they’ve done for this team and this city (i.e. 8 playoff teams in the past 10 years).  Sure they make mistakes (like all football front offices), but if you guys were as loud about the good moves they make (last year’s draft, for example) it would be obvious that you were actually paying attention and didn’t just need something to bitch about.

Let it go!  Cheer the hell up, we’re not the Lions!  Or the Redskins, or the Panthers, or the Falcons, or the Cowboys, or the 49ers, or the Chargers, or all the other teams you definitely would not rather have.

I know a guy that actually didn’t know we were in the playoffs this past year because he was too busy setting up a protest tent camp outside of Jeff Lurie’s house, and couldn’t get the mobile Directv dish going.

So, in the spirit of mindless hating, let’s ignore that awesome win and cover the bases for all the haters out there:

“Lurie doesn’t care about winning, just looking good & making money, Banner is the worst front office guy in the league & is secretly the Incredible Hulk, McNabb is a barfing front office puppet, and Fat Andy is the worst game managing coach in the history of pro football.”

Hold on wait, there should be more spelling mistakes… “We nver shudda let Dawk go, were the worst drafting team in all uf sports, and I totally don care about how manny times we made it to the playoffs cuz winning any game other than the Super Bowl doesn’t matter because I dont watch the reglar seeson or playofs only the Super Bowl. I only accep tha BEST, and any a yous who likes winnin games and goin to da playoffs pretty much every year since andy reid has ben are coach are just brainwashed front office drones.”

Oh yeah one more thing: “Obama’s a muslim!!”

Thanks to our new imaginary alter ego, Kensington Kev the Moronic Super Hater, for these wonderful insights.

(A little background on Kensington Kev: he drinks Piels, he might have a crystal meth habit, and his favorite Eagle is either Andre Waters (pronounced “durty wutters”) or John Runyan. And he owns a Mike Mamula jersey.)

One of these is a picture of Kensington Kev, maybe you can help us decide which: