I Hate Everything!
My dog just stepped on my foot. Fire Andy Reid! I got a parking ticket. Joe Banner is the devil! I got toothpaste on my sweater. The Eagles front office is the worst in football! We’ve made the playoffs for 8 of the last 10 years. I hate everything!
It’s a real testament to what unbelievably negative people our city is chock full of that we can’t even talk about Brian Westbrook’s career without people yelping on and on about firing Andy Reid. ANDY REID DISCOVERED BRIAN WESTBROOK AND GAVE HIM HIS CAREER FOLKS.
Pop quiz: what’s more boring than watching paint dry? Listening to McNabb/Reid/Banner haters spew on and on and ignore all the actual good things they’ve done for this team and this city (i.e. 8 playoff teams in the past 10 years). Sure they make mistakes (like all football front offices), but if you guys were as loud about the good moves they make (last year’s draft, for example) it would be obvious that you were actually paying attention and didn’t just need something to bitch about.
Let it go! Cheer the hell up, we’re not the Lions! Or the Redskins, or the Panthers, or the Falcons, or the Cowboys, or the 49ers, or the Chargers, or all the other teams you definitely would not rather have.
I know a guy that actually didn’t know we were in the playoffs this past year because he was too busy setting up a protest tent camp outside of Jeff Lurie’s house, and couldn’t get the mobile Directv dish going.
