Which one of these idiots doesn’t look like he spent some time in either a mental or juvenile institution? Remember when they used to measure people’s intelligence or propensity for criminal behavior by measuring the shapes of their skulls? Wonder how these clowns would do in a phrenology test.

#1) Fatty Arbuckle here is actually only 5 years old. He weighs 452 pounds, and his balls haven’t dropped yet.

#2) Here is your prototypical baboon-with-a-five-o’clock-shadow New York fan. Any time I see someone in a Yankees cap, I see this face. (See how we put him chopping his own head in half? Awesome huh.)

#3) Ever seen or read “Of Mice & Men?” This is the guy who’s not Gary Sinese. That’s right Lennie, put the mice down. You’re hurting them.

#4a & 4b) These dudes might actually be siamese twins– they appear to have the same face. At least they’re taking up less space in the universe than 2 regular Yankees fans.

#5) This idiot would get thrown out of a cro-magnon frat party. He must have gotten a free ticket to the game from Father “Slippery Hands” O’Connelly.

#6) Jesus. (This dude’s name is actually Jesus. How could his mother do that to the real Jesus.)

#7) And rounding things off is Vito from “Do the Right Thing.” Remember the idiotic brother who sweeps up the floor and gets beat up by John Turturro? That’s the one.

Do the right thing Phils. Put these clowns to bed early.

Idiots.